2009
12.15

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Tiger Woods. 14 Mistresses, porn stars included.

Imagine your life for a minute. Add all the success you’ve ever dreamed of. People admire you like you’ve always thought you deserved. Throw in money – money beyond your wildest imagining. Every material possession you could keep in the place where you live, and money to build more houses just to store it all. Cars, houses, and people on the street corner with binoculars trying to get a glimpse of you.

A beautiful spouse, and if things aren’t working out quite the way you like, take on a mistress or two.

Tell you what, make it a baker’s dozen.

And guess what…
You’re not happy.

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  1. How do you know Tiger wasn’t happy? Perhaps chasing tail and an assortment of women IS what makes him happy?

    Maybe it was only the getting caught and getting exposed that has made him unhappy.

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  3. compulsive tail-chasing seems to be an indicator of 1) “I can get away with it” and 2) “I’m not contented in myself” – basically a form of running away from something, life, self, something… Just my observation.