Ken Lewis, Capitalist Boss Defeated by Pay Czar

‘Pay Czar’ Kenneth Feinberg today made use of a Constitutional ‘cheat code’ discovered by the Obama Administration, similar to those used to subvert rules in videogames to accomplish certain objectives. The exact syntax of the cheat code is classified, but it is reputed to be in the vein of “ALL YOUR WEALTHS ARE BELONG TO THE GOVERNMENT”

The cheat code was used to convince Bank of America Corp Chief Executive Kenneth Lewis to forgo pay and benefits for his last year of work at the company.

From the Guardian:

Kenneth Feinberg, the US treasury department official who is scrutinising pay packages at bailed-out banks, said that Lewis – besieged by regulatory investigations and lambasted by shareholders – should get no salary or bonus for the year. Lewis agreed.

He will pay back about $1m (£612,000) he has received so far out of a $1.5m annual salary. But the ruling does not apply to his previously negotiated retirement package, estimated to be worth tens of millions of dollars.

Constitutional Cheat Code

Mark Lloyd, Mr. Obama’s Diversity Czar, is reported to be working on a variation of the classic “Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A” code for leftist South American leaders. Such a code may be used by the likes of Hugo Chavez and Manuel Zelaya to gain extra lives and become impervious to Contra-style constitutional democracy.

Update:
Constitutional Cheat Codes featured on The People’s Cube